[Luxanna Cross]

The first person posts a wish, then the second poster grants the first wish, but with a twist so that the wish is rendered useless (or unwanted, maybe?) And then the second poster wish something of their own.

For example:
Poster #1: I wish I had a million dollars.
Poster #2: Granted, but you get it in pennies.
I wish I had a hamburger right now.

I'll start us off!

I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow.